कंटाळा

DATA DULL.OFFICE_BOREDOM;  SETDULL.UNINTERESETING;
    IF STATUS="BOREDOM"
    THEN DO;
    ACTION = "YAWN";
    END;

    ELSE IF STATUS = "HIGH_BOREDOM"
    THEN DO;
    ACTION=" YAWN UNTIL YOUR NEIGHBOUR STARTS YAWING, THEN YOU WILL HAVE A COMPANY";
    END;

    ELSE IF STATUS= "ULTRA_HIGH_BOREDOM"
    THEN DO;
    ACTION = " CHANGE YOUR SCREEN-SAVER TO REVOLVING OBJECTS LIKE MOVING FISH, FLYING BIRDS..AND
               STARE AT THEM.";
    END;

    ELSE IF STATUS= "LOW_ALTITUDE_BOREDOM"
    THEN DO;
    ACTION = "OBSERVE YOUR FINGERS,( ONLY HANDS). CLOSELY MONITOR THE NAIL SIZE OF EACH FINGER.
    SEE WHETHER IT IS LEPTOKURTIC OR MESOKURTIC.[ DONT ASK WHY NOT PLATYKURTIC!!!]
    IN BETWEEN YOU CAN SCRATCH YOUR HEAD";
    END;

    ELSE IF STATUS= " HIGH_ALTITUTE_LATERAL_BOREDOM"
    THEN DO;
    ACTION = "SEARCH FOR THE ALTERNATE MARATHI WORD FOR MALE MASHI.[GAVAKADIL HOTELAT FAR ASATAT MASHYAA]";
    END;

RUN; [AT YOUR OWN RISK]

PS- BOREDOM, BOREDOM , BOREDOM
    I AM FEELING AWESOME
    IT JUST REMINDS ME ,
    MY INTELLECTUAL FREEDOM.(?)
    MA THOUGHTS ARE RANDOM,
    I AM REVOLVING IN A LAZY KINGDOM...
    IF YOU READ THIS,
    YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR WISDOM....
    BOREDOM , BOREDOM, BOREDOM..............