Kites

Last week i saw KITES. There was a scene when Barbara asks Hrithik how come you say " i love u" in hindi, and he simply said," main ullu ki patthi hu".

As movie was not much intriguing enough, as i was expected i took a ride(vehicle: of course my mind). IT was when i was attending MTTS proggrame in Mysore,one of my friend(an iitian) really liked a girl from FC.(that was a lone chic out there n we were nerd, so...)

OK, thing was that he was real Fattu! Really scared of how to confront her. He was from IITG, and we came to know that there was real scarcity of girls out there! and he was afraid of turning into gay.

So he didnt want to mess this time around. As a good friend of him, we were upto the task to help him out and ease his nerves.

One guy from TFIR had a good rapport with her. so he came and said to him,"Go, and talk with her in French!" my friend replied," why french?"

TIFR:" because she knew French and it will creat good impression on her."

IIT:" but i dont know French at all."

TIFR:" Relax boy, i knew French i will help you out. just mug up few sentences."

IIT: ok, but what i hav to mug.

TIFR:ale aau sesma, ule u anau(i dont remember now exactly)

IIT; but what that really mean?

TIFR: its cool! just hi, how are you? and nice to meet u..

IIT: no bullsh*t?

TIFR: sure.

(Actually it was, it means really nasty!!!)

So Majnu was really upto the task. Mugging up the sentences relentlessly, me, my roomie and TIFR guy was encouraging him up and also having a complete blast.

So after two days of practice, he was feeling a bit confident about the mugged stuff and ready to roar, but the main thing was we had to mention all these to concerned girl, otherwise if she complained, we may had to face expulsion. So again big daddy(TIFR) came to rescue, but it turns out that she was least interested. Her reply was,”why, me?” Now that was hard to answer, why you? ,(God!!!)

So at the end we had very hard time to catch majnu before he talked to her. As soon as lecture was over we able to catch him and told him all the above stuff. Since he was a cool guy, we all had a rocking blast there, everyother looked puzzled.

PS: In Kites, Barbara avenges Hrithik also.

Bday, speaker, main building…

Last sunday was my friends bday.dis was d first bday since my bro deliverd d sound system. So v decided v gonna rock dis time. Music system took some time 2 arrange..it was 11:50 n then party started. v all xcahnge d DJ seat time by time, playin own favorite songs…making out of d box moves.(can’t describe much, u gotta c dat)

So v all having a good time…n then disaster struck…v had two new guest in KHAKI UNIFORM…they were uni. security…they both came 2 visit us: courtesy music system..d situation was lyk dat….

( v were in all 11 guys…everybody was in conscious state(!!!)…new atithi changed everyone’s composure…)

WE:- sorry sir, sry sry sry….

SECURITY:- no, no , no need 2 b sorry…then he called chief rector..But he didn’t turned up (thank god)

W: v all about 2 stop but….

S: dept?

W: stat

S: give me ur I cards…

(hosts gave them)

W: sry sir, sry sry sry sry..

S: took a paper n wrote down a letter addressing 2 rector n narrate wat happened..also mentioned d time, ie precisely 1:15AM

We gonna lock dis room n don’t tryin 2 escape from window..i counted u r 11…

(he locked d room, n left)

We wrote an apology letter(time mentioned in it)..n waits for S.

They came..n heard nothing from us..n told 2 report at security office at Main Building.

So v all in tensed mood headed towards MB at 2. There were 5-6 more security men. n v all wre n shock dat wat gonna happened next..

but d in charge was not quite harsh as it was sound earlier.. he collected letters n took our formal intro..

(now v regain some breath)..n promised he won’t take further action provided u won’t do dis kind of thing again..(v all nodded in cohesion)

n offerd 2 have a tea at 5am there..Which v politely denied..n marched towards hostel, accompany us was dog music..

PS: now m getting a re-feel dat m livin in a hostel.